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[ I wanna reunite with all my old ao ex partners but i’m so nervous fuckkkkkk i’m dead inside ]

the-other-okumura pls help me yuki i am a small, incapable child ]

((eyyyy guys Ean is back go follow their new blog))

//Burn him and devour his corpse to absorb his life energy

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"No, o-of course it wasn’t me! Do I seem like I’d do that?!"

"Then who did it? Was it Shima-san?" 

(Source: the-other-okumura)

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Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:

[text] I can’t take you seriously when you’re using that many emojis. 
[text] Im not drunk eveyone is just blurry
[text] Could you be anymore dramatic? 
[text] You need more friends… or a therapist… 
[text] All you do all day is sit around and google pictures of baby animals! 
[text] I just miss you. That’s all. 
[text] New rule.. every time you say his name I get to punch you.
[text] You’re going to hell for sure now. 
[text] Why is there a life size cardboard cut out of Harry Styles in my bedroom?
[text] I really don’t care… 
[text] Oh no, I’m not doing that again.
[text] I’ve seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy like 3 times. I practically have a PhD.
[text] Do whatever you want. I don’t even care anymore. 
[text] Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International. 
[text] We’re not watching Frozen again. 
[text] I have no idea what you’re talking about… 
[text] You’ve got waaaay too much time on your hands. 
[text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex? 
[text] I just don’t think moving in together is a very good idea…
[text] Because you’re pissing me off! 
[text] You left your sweatshirt here. It’s mine now. 
[text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad. 
[text] What did I say about sending me pictures like that while I’m at work? 
[text] Wait… are you serious?
[text] I accidentally just called my mom a bitch to her face and now I have to run away.
[text] I’m just saying that you look a lot better without clothes on!
[text] I know that we don’t always get along but I really do miss you. 
[text] Pictures or it didn’t happen! 
[text] I’ll accept apologizes in the form of food or sex. 
[text] I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please just pick up the phone.
[text] That’s really inappropriate… 
[text] I don’t know if I should be embarrassed or proud… 
[text] You’ll never guess who just texted me. 
[text] I hate my life right now about as much as Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.

(Source: epiphany1x1)

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Okay, he trying so hard not to laugh. Oh my God does he try. His cheeks are about to explode and he’s giggling like crazy. Incredible.

"Was it you, Nii-san? Do I need to give you a detention?" 

(Source: the-other-okumura)

WIFE / HUSBAND APPLICATION:

brittsmemes:

  • Name
  • Age
  • How well do we know each other?
  • Do you have a pet name for me?
  • Do I have a pet name for you?
  • Are you attracted to me?
  • Why do you want to marry me?
  • Big wedding or Small wedding?
  • Do you see children in our future?

((i realized my guidelines page has an old icon so i’m gonna put one of the new ones there instead ehehehe))

the-other-okumura:

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"Okay, who keeps drawing penises on the blackboard?" 

thebreakingexorcist:

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"Aaaahh— C-Cute… Miyamura-kun’s so cute…! Waaaa…"

"…Who exactly is ‘Miyamura-kun’?"